Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
I am so happy
"fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin"
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
this site is on drugs
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
mike tv: mondays
willy wonka: too much candy
all time low owns more bras then I do and they’re grown men
I need to stop reblogging things that talk about teenage boys. I keep forgetting that I’m not a teenager. I’m fucking 21.